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Mozzarella boss: Wh- Why are the Giorno Family hitmen here...!?

Hitman A: Who knows?

Hitman B: Ask your god in the afterlife.

Mozzarella boss: Kh...

... Huh? No holes?

Jude: Haha! What an unexpected turn of events! To think the Giorno family would betray us here!

Hitman A: Wh... Why are you protecting him!? He tried to kill young master Nico!

Jude: Right, that has nothing to do with me. So I don't really care if he dies.

Hitman A: Thenー

Jude: But Bianchi told me that a hero's job is to protect civilians like him!

Oi, don't move away from behind me. Unless you want to die from a stray bullet.

Mozzarella boss: O- Okay...

Hitman A: Fuck... why won't he go down!?

Hitman B: Don't falter! Even if he calls himself a hero, he's still human! If we turn him into a beehive, he can't possibly survive!

Jude: You think? Maybe you're right!
Come on, more! More! Come at me like you're ready to fight for your life!!!

Advisor: Boss, the hitmen have failed...

They say some crazy hero interfered...

Giorno family's boss: What?

Nico: ... As expected of Jude. He's probably grinning right now.

Giorno family's boss: Kh...

Well, no matter. Whether he lives or not, the Mozzarella's weakening is inevitable.

This conflict has worked in our favor. And my heir has returned.

Nico: ...?

Giorno family's boss: Nico, this is an order. Be my underboss.

Nico: Why?

Giorno family's boss: Isn't it obvious? You returned to the family, and even if only briefly, you sat in the boss' seat as my successor.

Nico: I never intended to return.

Giorno family's boss: You have no choice.
A former mafioso might become a hero, but do you really think a mafia boss can keep being a hero?

Nico: It's fine.

Giorno family's boss: Even if that's how you feel, do you actually think society would accept it? No way.

That's the mafia for you.

Nico: That's not what I meant. You're misunderstanding, dad.

Giorno family's boss: Misunderstanding what?

Nico: I never once said I'd become the boss.

Theo: Ah, true. Big bro never actually said he'd take the position.

Giorno family's boss: Oi, what's the meaning of this?

Advisor: He did say he'd quit being a civilian...

Nico: I was never a civilian to begin with. I'm a hero who protects New Million.

Giorno family's boss: You think that's how it works, huh!?

Nico: Yeah. Because I'm no mafioso, I'm a hero.

Giorno family's boss: Kh... You've disgraced me not once, but twice...! You'll regret this decision!

Nico: More assassins? I'll deal with them in no time.

Giorno family's boss: This time it won't be just you. I'll target everyone you care about—

Nico: Go for it and see what happens. It'll turn into an all-out war between me and the family.

Giorno family's boss: ...!

Nico: ... I'm hungry. It's about time I head home.

Theo: You're leaving again.

Nico: I have a promise to keep.

Theo: Right. A promise...

Nico: ......

You're mistaken about one thing, dad.

Giorno family's boss: ......

Nico: I didn't come here only as a hero.
I came as family, to settle a family problem.

Giorno family's boss: You said you're not part of the family.

Nico: I'm not part of the mafia family.

But you, Theo, and I share the same blood. We're family.

Giorno family's boss: ......

Nico: So I'll always get involved in family matters.

And make sure to treat Theo right. That's it.

Theo: ... Big bro.

Giorno family's boss: He always does whatever he wants...

To Chapter 11 | Chapter 13

Mafioso A: Young master Nico.

Nico: ...?

Bianchi: Oh my, looks like some of them are still up.

Nico: No. He's with the Giorno.

Why are you here? I'm pretty sure I ordered you to stay put.

Mafioso A: Actually, I came to claim the Mozzarella family members sleeping here.

Nico: 'Claim'? I never gave that order.

Mafioso A: Yes, well, this is an order from the boss.

Nico: ......

Theo: 「Uuh... hello? Big bro? Can you hear me...?」

Nico: Loud and clear.

Theo: 「Um, could you come back? The situation kinda changed or, well, it's gotten messy.」

Nico: ... Got it.

Sage: Nico?

Nico: Sage, Bianchi, sorry. Things might've gotten even more complicated.

Sage: ... You don't need our help, right?

Nico: ... Yeah. Though I've already dragged you into this.

Sage: Don't worry. We'll wait here.

Bianchi: I'll hand the people I put to sleep over to the police, so don't worry.

I won't let that creepy old man get his hands on them.

Mafioso A: ...!

Nico: Thanks. I'm going now.

Sage: ... Take care.

Nico: ーHuff... Theo, what's going on?

Giorno family's boss: It's been a while, son.

Nico: Dad...

Theo: Sorry, big bro... Didn’t mean to pull you into such a mess...

Nico: It's fine. I had a feeling he was alive.

Theo: But I swear I saw him get shot.

Giorno family's boss: Oh, I was shot, indeed. But I was wearing a bulletproof vest. There's no such thing as being too careful.

Nico: Why did you pretend to be dead?

Giorno family's boss: Because it was convenient. I could see how the family would move after my death, and observe our enemies as well.

In fact, I got to see all sorts of interesting things. I'm almost grateful to the Mozzarella family for trying to kill me.

Nico: Is that so.

Giorno family's boss: But the most interesting thing of all was you coming back here.

I never imagined that you, who kicked dirt in the family's face, would take the boss' seat.

Nico: ......

Giorno family's boss: Even those related by blood don't get any mercy for betrayal.

But your achievements this time can't be ignored. You did help us get rid of some troublesome obstacles, after all.

Nico: I don't remember helping?

Giorno family's boss: But you infiltrated the Mozzarella's base and neutralized their members, didn't you?

I've already sent hitmen there. They should be bringing me Mozzarella's boss' head soon.

Nico: What...?

Giorno family's boss: I'll tell you, going there at this point is pointless now. It should already be over.

Nico: I'll go check!

Theo: Wait, big bro! You don't need to go!

Nico: Don't stop me.

Theo: That's not it! He's over there! So—

Nico: He...

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Nico: ... What did you just say?

Mozzarella boss: The target of this attack isn't the Giorno family's hideout. It's you, Nico Giorno.

Nico: Why me?

Mozzarella boss: Isn't it obvious? With the boss dead, the only successors left are you or Theo Giorno.

Theo Giorno is a nuisance too, but he broke our agreement and teamed up with Eclipse. No one would accept him as boss.

Meaning, if we get rid of you, the Giorno family will fall into a succession dispute and tear itself apart.

That's why we chose today. We heard you'd be helping at the Chococolate mint Fair.

Nico: I see...
So you were planning to drag Sage and Bianchi into this.

Mozzarella boss: I didn't care who got dragged in. As long as we killed you.

Nico: Kh...!

Jude: Nico.

Nico: You're going to wish you hadn't done that.

Jude: NICO!

Nico: What?

Jude: Forget that small fry and get to the venue, now!

Nico: But this guy—

Jude: We just need him to order his men to stand down, right? I'll take care of that!

You go! Don't let them ruin the fair Bianchi worked so hard on.

Nico: Jude...

Jude: If you get it, go already! You have to make sure Bianchi and Sage don't get dragged into this.

Nico: Got it. I'm counting on you.

Mozzarella boss: Hah! Is he really just walking right into our attack?

Jude: Hey, you.

Mozzarella boss: What?

Jude: You heard me, right? I was just in it for the fun of this mafia war, but if Bianchi gets dragged into it, that's a different story.

Mozzarella boss: Eh-...

Jude: I have no mercy for those who hurt Bianchi.

Mozzarella boss: W‑ Wait...! Let's talk this out...!

Jude: Sorry, but I'm only interested in what Bianchi has to say.

Nico: ーーSage, Bianchi!

Sage: Ah! Nico?

Nico: ... Huh? What about the attack?

Sage: Ahaha, I knew that's why you came rushing over.

Nico: What do you mean?

Sage: Well, that's...

Bianchi: The mafia guys who came to attack? I neutralized them all.

With my ability ♪

Nico: They're all asleep...
Err, what happened exactly?

Bianchi: The moment we opened, a bunch of rough-looking guys rushed in and tried to fire machine guns.

Sage: But since we sensed it beforehand, Bianchi-san used their ability to make them see illusions.

Bianchi: I don't like using it on civilians, but this counts as self‑defense, right?

Sage: I don't think people carrying machine guns would count as civilians.

Nico: Haah... thank goodness...

Sage: Did you come because you were worried?

Nico: If they attacked out of the blue, you could've been in danger.

Bianchi: That's true. But of course we'd take precautions.

Sage: Yeah. After all, we're heroes.

Nico: Right.

Sage: Yep ♪

To Chapter 9 | Chapter 11

Jude: This place looks abandoned, is their hideout really here?

Nico: Seems so. A place like this would be hard to find even online.

Enemy mafioso A: ? Who's there?

Jude: Heh, looks like they've shown up. What now?

Nico: Even if they come at us, keep the fighting to a minimum. Let's head straight for the boss office.

Jude: Leave it to me.

Enemy mafioso A: ...! Intruders! Shoot! Shoot them!!

Mozzarella boss: Damn it, intruders now of all times!?

I made sure to hide the base so thoroughly that even Theo Giorno wouldn't be able to find it.

They must've had one hell of an informant...

Jude: Is this the boss' office?

Mozzarella boss: The hell... A hero!?

Jude: Haha, that was a decent number of bullets. The equipment isn't up to military standards, but I still had a blast.

What's this? I thought this was a mafia boss' office, but all I see are lackeys.

Mozzarella boss: What did you just say...!? I'm the boss!

Jude: That so? You looked so weak I mistook you for a grunt.

Mozzarella boss: Wh- What was that...!?

Jude: Whatever. I came here because I need something from you.

Mozzarella boss: Need something...?

Jude: Yeah. But ask the details to the guy behind you.

Nico: You're the Mozzarella boss?

Mozzarella boss: Nico Giorno!? Why are you here!?

Nico: I'm just here to stop the conflict.

Mozzarella boss: That's not what I meant!

Nico: ...?

Mozzarella boss: Why aren't you at the Chocolate Mint Fair!?

Nico: ... What do you mean?

Sage: Alright, setup and stocking are all set. I'm glad we made it in time for the opening!

Bianchi: Good work, darling.

Fufu, the costume also looks great on you. If I may say so myself, it turned out perfectly ♪

Sage: I think so too. Thanks, Bianchi-san ♪

I wish Nico and Jude-kun could've worn theirs with us...

Bianchi: No need to worry. They said they'd come later, remember?

Sage: Yes, you're right. And Jude-kun would never break a promise to you.

Bianchi: ... Well, I suppose that's true. Though sometimes I find Jude's take on our promises to be a bit excessive.

Haah, even if he's dealing with the mafia, I hope he's not going overboard...

Sage: Hehe, it's Jude-kun we're talking about, after all.

Okay, we need to focus on the shop! Customers should be arriving soon, right?

Bianchi: ... Speaking of, dear, don't you think the customers look strange?

Sage: ... Strange?

Hmm, they do seem kind of frenzied, but maybe they're just people who really want chocolate mint?

Bianchi: You mean those scary-looking guys with wrinkles on their foreheads?

Sage: Uh… then maybe they're just super against chocolate mint?

Bianchi: That's definitely creepy in its own way.

But this sensation... if anything—

Nico: ... What did you just say?

Mozzarella boss: The target of this attack isn't the Giorno family's hideout. It's you, Nico Giorno.

To Chapter 8 | Chapter 10

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