Billy Wise's Card story – Make a wish ☆

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Billy: Ah, look, Gray, look! Doesn't this look good?

Gray: Eh... A snowman? How are you going to wear this...?

Billy: Mh~... You slip into it from the top?

Gray: Like a onesie...? I don't think I have the courage to... walk around town in a kigurumi...

Billy: HAHAHA~ maybe! It was just a little joke, just a joke. ♪
Still, coming up with concepts for our Christmas costumes sure is tough. It's about time I bring the design department the references for the costumes we want, though~

Gray: Right... I looked it up on the internet and collected Christmas picture books for the meantime but...
I wonder if Christmas has any unexpected concepts... Compared to Halloween, we don't have much of a choice...

Billy: I know right~ Whatever we choose, it doesn't seem possible to avoid looking like someone else...
Well, Jay's is obviously this, though. ☆

Gray: Fufu, you're right... I also think a Santa suit is perfect on Jay-san...

Billy: As for Asch-paisen~...

???: Of course you gotta go for this for him.

Billy: Eh-, this is... a turkey onesie?

Jet: This suits that filthy pig well, kukuku...

Billy: Wah, Jet!? When did you switch...

Jet: How can I be 100% sure he'll wear this to walk around the city?

Billy: O- Ooo~i...

Jet: Do I seize him and force him to wear it...? Nah, but would he actually wear it if you told him it's the only thing left?

Billy: Boo... You know, Jet, you only have eyes for Asch-paisen~
Even if you come out when paisen isn't here, you set traps to catch him or hide his belongings...
I also wanna chat with you, Jet~

Jet: Oi, you four-eyed chatterbox.

Billy: Eh!? Four-eyed chatterbox? Are you talking about me?

Jet: You see anyone else here, four-eyed chatterbox?
Do something to make that filthy pig wear the turkey costume. Then...
For no reason at all make Gray wear this.

Billy: Nnh? Santa Claus... why can't I?

Jet: Cuz I hate it, of course. If he wears it, it's like I'm also wearing it, doncha think?
This red suit and the white beard... on top of being lame, they're also sketchy.
I mean, not only he's breaking into people's houses, he's also leaving gifts, ain't that bad?
And yet, every one of you loves that guy and is happy to receive unidentified gifts...
I just don't get... he's obviously an alien who's trying to brainwash humans and take over the Earthー

Billy: ......

Jet: Oi, what are you smirking for?

Billy: Mmmh? It's just, you're more interesting than I expected, Jet. ♪
Hey, heey. If I grant your request, will you listen to my wish？

Jet: Hah? Your request, you say?

Billy: Call me by my name. ♡

Jet: I refuse.

Billy: I won't listen to yours either, then. If I told him he'll match with Jay, I think Gray will be eager to dress as Santa Claus~♪

Jet: Kh, you little...
... I got it. But only if you fulfill my request,  that is.

Billy: Yaaay! Gotcha~ ☆

ー A few days later.



Billy: Hmhmmhm~~~~ Fa-la-la-la-la, la-la-la-la ♪

Gray: Waah... It looks good on you, Billy-kun... ♪

Billy: The costume arrived a little earlier and I tried it on, so I got a little excited~ ♪

Gray: Amazing, great. You look like a real elfー

Jet: Oi, four-eyed chatterbox.

Billy: !!

Jet: Has my wish come true? What did Gray's costume end up being?

Billy: I- If you switch so suddenly, I'm gonna get a fright, you know...? Hewwo, Jet. ♪
Hmm, and  Gray's costume is a toy soldier. It's not Santa Claus, so no need to worry.

Jet: Hoh? What about the filthy pig's?

Billy: ...... As you'd expect, the turkey wasn't possible...
I mean, I even went as far as to put a picture of the turkey onesie in the references, you know?
But right before I felt a bit guilty~...

Jet: Haah? With all the things he did, it's not like he isn't guilty or in the wrong, right?

Billy: It's not like I hold a grudge against paisen, anyway~. And the risk of getting caught is higer~

Jet: Tch, enough of this... Then, whatever, I won't do you favors.

Billy: Eeeeeh, but I granted one of your wishes. I asked for one thing, you for two... so not fair!

Jet: Who cares. I've got nothin' else to talk about with you, anway. See ya, four-eyed chatterboxー

Billy: Should I tattle to Mr. Santa Claus~?

Jet: ...... What?

Billy: Do you know what I'm dressed as?

Jet: W... What. How should I know?

Billy: I am a green elf. An elf is Santa Claus' helper, they're similar to familiars, or so to speak.
I check if the kids are being good and report to Santa Claus~
... Do you think this get up is really just a Christmas costume?

Jet: .......

Billy: Actually... I'm a real elf and came by Mr. Santa Claus' order.

Jet: Wh......

Billy: I regularly report what happens here and how everyone spends their days to Mr. Santa Claus, but
shall I tattle on you, Jet~? Shall I tell him that you're a very bad boy, and so you need to be brainwashed...?



Jet: !!!!!!!

Billy: Ihihihih...

Gray: Ugh...
Hu- Huh? I... did it again...

Billy: Ooh, la la, Gray's back~

Gray: !! What did Jet do this time...? Don't tell me he did something weird to you, Billy-kun...

Billy: NO, NO! It's no biggie~. We just had a little chat, like good friends... ♪

Gray: A little chat...?
Ugh......

Billy: Gray? Are you okay?

Gray: Y- Yes... Jet said something...
He said "Tell Billy that it can't be helped, so I'll grant his wish"... but what does that mean？

Billy: !!
YES! Jackpot~!

Gray: ? Billy-kun?

Billy: Hm mh~mh, I'm a green elf ♪ A green elf who loves playing tricks on people~~~ ♪